Jonathan's tired and ready for sleep
At eight o' clock in the afternoon
Cleaning up the mess that he made
Every day it's four A.M, all week it's day

But no, no, no, no
Don't ask, 'cause I don't know
The basic rules to suit
The new tattoo on his shoulder

Johnny comes and Johnny goes
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Don't ask 'bout your [?], hell no!
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Please baby, ow-ah!

Johnny goes away but then Johnny's a cat
Eating from the same place he riddles his scat
Sour green incense will burn out tonight
A secret, a whisper, a candle will light

But no, no, no, no
Don't ask, 'cause I don't know
The difference over, under, where
Oh, there
Johnny comes and Johnny goes
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Don't ask 'bout your [?], hell no!
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Please, butter, baby, ow!

Heaven take me now!

Johnny invites all the girls to stay
Twenty-five dollars each night they pay
But Johnny cuts corners and then cuts the cheese
Chasing the tail of some brat that's in heat

But no, no, no, no
Don't ask, 'cause I don't know
Why every day, every night
The wicked boy sings
All those wicked songs

Johnny comes and Johnny goes
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Don't ask 'bout your [?], hell no!
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Chicken fried gravy (Chicken fried gravy)
Please, butter, baby, yeah!
Drugs suck