[Intro]
Oh, yeah
Hah

[Verse 1]
One
Mother to her son: “Son, do as Father did and he could do for you”
Two
We both think it behove never assumed dear that our gifts to you were ever free
We
Ought not not agree, we know you know very wise that your naivety
So, D
Order one for me

[Chorus 1]
Don't come back tonight
Without my LSD-25
Should you go change your mind
Won't let you get away this time
Straight right after the drug you know you'll be sorry, oh

[Post-Chorus 1]
Three
Don't cheat your family so girl be good to your parents
Oh, yeah
Hah
[Verse 2]
Now, four
Should you ever buy a whore no don’t decide just ridе a Trojan. Who’d use spermicide?
Fivе
Let door sure be awry to see your sister’s lowly genitalia dragging things
And D, leave it in the pantry

[Chorus 2]
Don't come back tonight
Without my LSD-25
Honey, you know the rules
First the drugs then straight to school
You get them when you go get it so don't you fuck it up now

[Post-Chorus 2]
Six
Dad's craving for a fix so you be good to your parents

[Verse 3]
One
Repeat it every one you know it's true, we always lie to you
Two
Don't waste your time in moons, pig out on food, write in your diary
Three
Tabs for dad and me
[Chorus 3]
Don't forget to get it
I say it works out if you let it
Should you go change your mind
We won't let you get away this time
Straight home after that drug I know you'll be sorry, oh

[Outro]
D
It's a family
So be good to your parents