Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jell

Sticky cubes of Kool-Aid action
Liquid sky, quick satisfaction

Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello

The strip mall, strip mall is calling
Can you hear the people wearing Wal-Mart clothes
Into church steeples, Mom and Dad are normal
Everyone eats white bread, that's why they're all dead

Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, yeah
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello
Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jell

I, I, I, I eat Jello
I, I, I, I eat corn
I, I, I, I eat Jello
Before I was an embryo
That's why I was born
I believe in reincarnation, that's why I eat Jello, it's good for the stomach

In Jerry's delicatessen down on Santa Monica boulevard you can get the best Jello in town