"Hello! Welcome to another installment in the ongoing Ariel Pink saga. The sounds you hear before you are mainly recorded by me, Ariel Pink, with you, the listener, in mind - 'you' being R. Stevie, of course. For this project, I have attempted creating an extrapersonal context for the redefinition of pop music. For example, any time on this album you should hear the word 'you' being used, be aware, this means YOU. No joke. And, to anyone else who should happen to be listening, it means you, too. But before we proceed here, the FCC implores that I conduct a test for this broadcast, and should there be a dire need for the thing, you'll hear these sounds at the touch of the play button on your stereo. Remember, this is only a test

"Ahem. Okay, I guess we can move on, then..."

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Where does the mind go?
Why does a ... haven't the courage to ask a ...?
Where does the mind go?
It's just your image, I can't tell which is which
A bitch is a bitch, your dirt is my wish

Pick me up, pinhead, turn me around (x4)

Cannot help, my mind's not well
Emotion, trust reason away
While reason rides ... please drop me off
At the next stop

'Cause you're driving too fast
Can't keep your foot off the gas
I'm afraid it's my last ...
My mind has been blown in this

Pick me up, pinhead, turn me around (x4)
Where does the mind go?

Pick me up, pinhead, turn me around (x4)

"Okay see, you got to talk during this part

I know, I know. You're gonna air it
You can't air it, just you know, over everything, you know
Just like all over the talk

Okay, seriously, read."

Gone

Pick me up, (fuckin') pinhead, turn me around (x4)

Captain Crunch left a steaming hot dump in my cereal yesterday
I guess I'll just have to swim the way out to God
There's a window in my room

"Sorry."

Don't sweat it

Pick me up, pinhead, turn me around (x4)
Night, mateys
Chips Ahoy
Gerber's last meal
How 'bout a Gummy Bear?
A Gummy Bear, a Gummy Bear
It's chewy, it's soggy, it's delicious
Warm and sticky

Where does the mind go? (x5)

"Got confused there for a second."

Try Phonics for Dummies, Jimi!