Forty-five degrees east of the rim
At thirty past twenty-two hours past noon
We congregate behind the recipe we bring
At the table we explain all but the few

Kitchen mothers, Mother's gown
Dressing up for the Kitchen Club meeting

Oh, it's a party
Yeah it's a party all day
Oh, it's a party
Yes, it's a party but who bakes the cake?

Kitchen mothers, Mother's gown
Dressing up for the Kitchen Club meeting, yeah

Oh, it's a party
Oh, it's a party all day
Oh, it's a party
Now it's a party but Dad eats the cake

Kitchen mothers, Mother's gown
Dressing up, dressing up for the Kitchen Club

Oh, it's a party
Yeah, it's a party all day
Ooh, it's a party
It's a party and Dad eats the cake
Ooh
Dollar man [?] with a place to hold me
[?] June was a [?] sight
And for the first time we get into the action
And all the [?] stay out of sight