[Intro: Larry]
Brothers and sisters, I have a confession to make this evening
I've been a goddamn fool
Hanging out on that street corner with hoes and junkies, living my life solo
But D. Wayne Love walked into my life
He said, "Larry, I got a 12-step plan for you, brother"
And tonight people, we're gonna share his message with you

[Interlude: D. Wayne Love]
(Step one)
You gotta consider yourself completely powerless under me, D. Wayne
(Step two)
You figure that's just gotta be jelly 'cause jam just don't shake like that
(Step three)
Make a searching inventory of all your good shit
(Step four)
Inventory taken, hand it all willingly over to me
(Step five)
Having divined I am the real thing you get down on your knees
(Step six)
....and humbly ask me to remove your underthings
(Step seven)
And make ready for me to do mah thing
(Talk about step eight)
Naked now, you're ready to understand mah kind of lovin'
(Step nine, D. Wayne)
Lovin' mens, lovin' womens, lovin' all God's creatures
(Step ten)
Your divestment's complete, I may or may not be turned on by you
(Step eleven)
But if I am turned on by you, I'll probably think you're about ready to become
(Step twelve)
A lowly little reverent, just making your way day-by-day in the congregation
Hustling for a dollar here, a dollar there, bringing it all back to the all-powerful, almighty, all-wise D W-A-Y-N-E Love
Born to make love, baby
(You wanna get high, now?)
That's right

[Verse 1]
If you see me standing on the corner, money in my hand
Well, I ain't waiting for no taxi, honey, I'm waiting for my man
But I tell ya
He ain't selling heroin, he ain't selling crack cocaine
No sir, Mr. dope fiend, no fish today
He got enough of that stuff, gonna move you up, yeah
To the higher plane

So easy!

[Chorus]
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
With a hypo full of love
A hypo full of love
(Shoot me up) deep down inside
(Come on, shoot me up) Ain't nobody can hide
(Come on, shoot me up) C'mon D. Wayne
With a hypo full of love
A hypo full of love
[Verse 2]
Your monkey's messing with bad medicine
And you be down with the Jones
(I got the cure. Do you want it?)
I see you're sweating, shaking, your body's aching badly
Feel the fever in your bones now
(Ooh, so sick)
T-t-t-tripping out, you start to count the minutes down to lose the misery
(You losing faith, Chucka? No way!)
Baby, there's no need to go under
Ring the D. Wayne's number up and you be feeling free now
(Celebrate me. L-O-V-E, love)

[Chorus]
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) Yeah, I feel fine
(Shoot me up) every damn day
With a hypo full of love
A hypo full of love
(Shoot me up) deep down inside
(Come on, shoot me up) Yeah, you just can't hide
(Come on, shoot me up) from D. Wayne Love
With a hypo full of love
Listen up now!

[Guitar solo]
[Bridge]
D. Wayne's on the mainline
Tell him what you want
D. Wayne's on the mainline
Tell him what you want
D. Wayne's on the mainline
Tell him what you want
Just call him up and tell him what you want

[The Street Angels]
If you're sick and you wanna get well
Tell him what you want
(Ah, don't hurt now)
If you're sick and you wanna get well
Tell him what you want
(Hold on, I'm comin')

If you're sick and you wanna get well
Tell him what you want
Just call him what you want
And tell him what you want
(With my hypo of love)

[Larry]
I need a hit now, D. Wayne
I need a motherfuckin' hit
Straight in the mainline

[D. Wayne]
Yeah Larry, are you ready to rock?

[Chorus]
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
With a hypo full of love
A hypo full of love
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Come on, shoot me up) in the mainline
(Come on, shoot me up) in the mainline
With a hypo full of love

(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) in the mainline
With a hypo full of love
Take it down

(Shoot me up) in the mainline
(Shoot me up) you know I feel fine
(Come on, shoot me up) every damn day
With a hypo full of love

Shoot me up
Shoot me up
Shoot me up
With a hypo full of love
Shoot me up