[Marilyn South]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
[Marilyn South]
No, you're not
[Freddie Mercury]
Yes, I am
[Marilyn South]
No, you're not
[Freddie Mercury]
Yes, I am
[Marilyn South]
No, you're not
[Freddie Mercury]
Yes, I am
Yes, I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
[Marilyn South]
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
[Freddie Mercury]
I can live on bread and cheese
[Marilyn South]
And only on that?
[Freddie Mercury]
Yes
[Marilyn South]
So can a rat
[Freddie Mercury]
Any note you can reach, I can go higher
[Marilyn South]
I can sing anything higher than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Marilyn South]
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything chеaper than you
[Freddie Mercury]
Fifty cents
[Marilyn South]
Forty cents
[Freddie Mercury]
Thirty cеnts
[Marilyn South]
Twenty cents
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
Anything you can say, I can say softer
[Marilyn South]
I can say anything softer than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
[Marilyn South]
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
[Freddie Mercury]
I can open any safe
[Marilyn South]
Without being caught?
[Freddie Mercury]
Sure
[Marilyn South]
That's what I thought, you crook
[Freddie Mercury]
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
[Marilyn South]
I can hold any note longer than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury, Marilyn South]
No, you can't (Yes, I)
[Marilyn South]
Can
[Freddie Mercury]
Yes, you can
[Marilyn South]
Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear, I'd look better than you
[Freddie Mercury]
In my coat?
[Marilyn South]
In your vest
[Freddie Mercury]
In my shoes?
[Marilyn South]
In your hat
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
Anything you can say, I can say faster
[Marilyn South]
I can say anything faster than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury, Marilyn South]
No, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't (Yes, I, I, I, yes, I can)
[Freddie Mercury]
I can jump a hurdle
[Marilyn South]
I can wear a girdle
[Freddie Mercury]
I can knit a sweater
[Marilyn South]
I can fill it better
[Freddie Mercury]
I can do most anything
[Marilyn South]
Can you bake a pie?
[Freddie Mercury]
No
[Marilyn South]
Neither can I
[Freddie Mercury]
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
[Marilyn South]
I can sing anything sweeter than you
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Oh, yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can
[Freddie Mercury]
No, you can't, can't, can't
[Marilyn South]
Yes, I can, can, can, can
[Freddie Mercury, Marilyn South]
No, you can't (Yes, I can)