[Papyrus]
ATTENTION, HUMAN, THIS IS QUITE IMPORTANT
I SEE YOU'RE HEADING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH IN LIFE
YOU SEE MY PUZZLES AND YOU DON'T EVEN TRY THEM
YOU JUST SHAMBLE FROM A TO B
DUST ON YOUR HANDS

ATTENTION, HUMAN, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
PLEASE STAY STILL, THIS IS A CONCERNING ISSUE
THIS ISN'T HEALTHY, YOU NEED HELP AND I'M HERE TO GUIDE YOU
AND SAVE YOU FROM THIS PATH THAT YOU HAVE MADE

COME ON NOW, HUMAN, GIVE IT YOUR VERY BEST
TO GIVE A HAPPY SMILE AND NOT DO ANOTHER VIOLENCE!
I SEE THE LIGHT IN YOU, COME ON NOW, LET'S BE FRIENDS
AND ENJOY SPAGHETTI TOGETHER AND HAVE FUN!

P-PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
YOU'RE SCARING ME, HUMAN
I ONLY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU!

OH! IS THAT A HUG OF ACCEPTANCE?
WELL, I WELCOME YOU, FRIEND
WITH AN OPEN EMBRACE!

GH...!
YOU... CAN STILL... CHANGE...

I... BELIEVE... IN... YOU...

MY FRIEND...