[Intro]
"I'm Kathy and I'm from San Bernadino, California. And I love Halloween. And I'm looking for a dark prince with a big dick who knows how to put it down. So if these hunks know anything about horror, they might score a shot at some wicked pussy, or they might just get their fuckin' neck cut……"
"What's up my name is Jamie and I like comic books and building Gundam Wing models. Uh, if this chick likes Thundercats, I'm totally getting in that stank box."

[Chorus: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
If I had the teeth of Dracula and the face of Frankenstein
And hair like a werewolf, would you bе mine?
Blowing bubbles in the fish tank likе Gila Man
Crawling through televisions like horror movies from Japan
I would do it all for you to scare you to shit
Wipe your ass with the bandages that the mummies wrapped in
Got you trapped in a dark place, let's play a game, anyway
You lose, become victim of a saw blade
Let the face knife smile to a 3T
Subtle type like a creep
Let the meat speak for itself, tug on the nipples like Hannibal Lecter
With visions of rockin' the box like the Toxic Avenger
She got all Nev Campbell on me, talkin' about she gonna scream
If I ever call call her, even if it's in a dream
And to think I wore my best Freddy Krueger Christmas sweater
Hope Monoxide can get her, 'cause she next to me
[Pre-Chorus]
"Hey, my Name's Paul and I'm from Beaverton, Wisconsin. I'm into porno and masturbating. And if this bitch is into getting blue, we're gonna have a rockin' time."

[Chorus: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?

[Verse 2: Monoxide]
Guess who's next? Well it's me, M-O-N-O-X-I-D
And I'ma take the "E" and put it in her iced tea
Watch it dissolve nicely and now I know she really likes me
I'm in her buttcheeks, with some ass to mouth, but when I'm all done
I'm throwin' you out, bitch, I'm awesome
Go ahead and ask your girl, too late
I already did 'cause I was sleepin' around
I thought you'd like that, you couldn't tell me that you was lyin'
I just handed you the head of your girl and now you're cryin'
I'm only tryin' to impress you
And I'd be lyin' if I didn't say I wanna win the contest too
Fuck it, I'll kidnap you, that's my kinda blind date
Crack my knifeblade off in the middle of your breastplate
That ain't the best way, gimme a second and I can translate
No, transform, that's the word, hey
[Pre-Chorus]
"My name's Zyport. But I just seen you with two of my homies. And if you ain't fuckin' me, I'm callin' the cops."
"Oh my god.... it's hard..."

[Chorus: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Let's play necks it's a fun game
Get your neck cut off, leave a cum stain
Bitch, who you gon' pick?
Bitch, who you gon' pick?

[Outro]
*Laugh*