[Intro]
Oh!
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

[Verse 1]
Well, my baby she gone, gone tonight
I ain't seen the girl before night before last
I wanna get drunk, get offa my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Verse 2]
Then I sit there gettin' mellow, stoned, groovin'
And after awhile, I looked down the bar at the bartender
I said, "Hey!", "Whatta you want?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Verse 3]
Well my baby she's gone, gone tonight
I ain't seen the girl since night a-fore last
I want to get drunk, get offa my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[Guitar Solo]
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

[Verse 4]
My woman she's gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night a-fore last
I wanna get drunk, get offa my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
[Verse 5]
And then I sit there tastin', sippin'
Getting mellow, feelin' good, super duper
After awhile I look down on the wall
At the ole clock on the wall
It gettin' kind late, a quarter to two
The last call for alcohol
I look down the bar at the bartender
I said, "Hey!", "Whatta you want now?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer