[Verse 1]
The whole world is getting high
While all our jobs are so dry
I can see, I can hear your cries
I'm not the type of guy to let my life pass me by
And all I know, I've learned back at home

[Chorus]
Oh, your mom was a centerfold
Your dad was so typical
I'm a lush, so what's your story?

[Verse 2]
And every single day
I watch as my neighbors pray
"Please, don't let my kid be gay"
And when will the world see
There aren't any bad seeds?
With life, comes room to grow

[Chorus]
Oh, your mom was a centerfold
Your dad was so typical
I'm a junkie, so what's your story?

[Bridge]
I'm sorry, boys and girls
But you will be judged and labelled your entire life
No ifs, ands, or buts
We all have our problems, and we all have our habits
So what exactly separates you from me?

[Chorus]
Oh, your mom was a centerfold
Your dad was so typical
I'm a lush, yeah, so what's your story?
Oh, your mom was a centerfold
Your dad was so typical
I'm a junkie, so what's your story?
[Outro]
Oh, you're bound to be a centerfold
You're bound to be typical
I'm a lush, so what's your story?
I'm a junkie, so what's your story?
I'm just me, so what's your story, yeah