[Intro]
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You a wizard!

[The Sorcerer's Stone]
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

[The Chamber of Secrets]
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

[The Prisoner of Azkaban]
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get it either
[The Goblet of Fire]
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back

[The Order of the Phoenix]
Harry, Harry, It's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be

Oh ...

[The Half-Blood Prince]
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
[The Deathly Hallows]
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath