[Verse 1]
Slashing through the snow
With a sole intent to slay
O'er the kids we roll
Laughing all the way
Helpless children scream
Little limbs'll fly
What fun it is to ride and sing
On a slaying song tonight

[Chorus]
Ohhh
Jingle bells, prison cells
No one gets away
Oh, what fun it is to die
From a blood-soaked horse's sleigh

[Verse 2]
Glockin' around the Christmas tree
At the family Yankee swap
Cameltoe hung where you can see
While grandma asks, "what is WAP?"

[Laughter]