Jon Cozart
Frosty The Snowman
[Spoken Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "let's run
Kids, we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away"
His eerie face froze into place
The sentience stripped away
He woke and spewed a brownish goo
O'er the kids packed in their sleigh
[Verse 2]
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Purged the contents of his brain
And his IQ shot seven points per drop
As he retched in gruesome pain
Thе children came to hear еach day
The puddle's garbled shrieks
And though his cries for his mother died
The frothing never ceased
[Verse 3]
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Just a fairytale, they say
But the images witnessed by those kids
Will haunt them to their graves