[Verse 1]
I see no, hear no evil
Black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one, they fall

[Refrain]
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am bald, I am, I am bald

[Pre-Chorus]
I, I, I, I am
Take the wig, take the wig
Take the fucking wig off now
Go ahead and try to see through me
I’ve got no hair
One hair forward, two hairs back, no hair

[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold onto your wig
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am bald, I am bald of me
[Post-Chorus]
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
Bald, bald, bald, I'm Mike!

[Verse 2]
I see and feel the evil
My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers
I’ll laugh and watch you fall

[Refrain-Interlude]
How's the Balatro run going, idiot?
I bet bad
BALDATRO, BALDATRO, BALDATRO

[Pre-Chorus]
Take the wig off, take the wig off
Take the fucking wig off now

Goddamn, what the fuck is that on your head?!?
Take that shit off!

You look like a newborn baby
Is it a dead animal? Maybe
Stop pausing every second
Hold on to the hair you have
[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside and hold onto your hair
Mike, take that wig off
You look like a jerk off
I can tell it's just a bunch of glued-on pubes

[Post-Chorus]
Shadow fucked my wife!
Shadow fucked her in the theater!
Shadow, now I'm bald

[Bridge-Interlude]
You know, this song was like recorded
When Limp Bizkit and Korn was popular
So no Guitar Solo
But I tell you what, I'll fix it

[Chorus]
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
Can you see bald of me?
Shave off the fucking mystery
Take the wig off or else, I'll throw up out of my ass
Sorry, that was disgusting
But I'm the king of cropdusting
Mike, clean your scalp, It's fucking crusting
[Post-Chorus]
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)
I am, I am bald of me (I am)

[Outro]
And you fucking suck at Balatro! (Get a clue)
BALD