Honey, please don't laugh
At everything I say
In a humorless way

Honey, please don't roll
Your eyes around
Just to put me down

It's exactly as hard to talk to you
As it is to talk to me

Let's not make this harder than it needs to be

I know I married your mama
And I married your papa
When I married you

And right now, it's clear who I'm talking to

We better just step back
We better take a breath
See what we can see

Let's not make this harder than it needs to be