Versatile
Fat Gangster Laugh
[Verse: Eskimo Supreme]
Eskimo is like Cain
God doesn't like him he's not Abel
The Virgin Mary never had sex she had anal
I'll be D-Von, Cas is Bubba Ray we're fatal
Step into our grid you'll get a 3D through a table
All these shitebag rapping wannabe pack of rat bastard emcee's ripping on my style but can't be me
I'm destined for greatness you're for the scratcher
Man of many talents - gear dealer, dog snatcher
[Verse: Casper Walsh]
Hash thief, arse slapper
Granny basher
Learner licеnse granny flasher
Get out your rashеr
Couple minutes you'll be listening to herpes catcher
Stamping on ya like I'm Hermes out of Futurama
[Verse: Eskimo Supreme]
Get out me way, Get your phone out phone out or else I'm whipping it
Bounce that iPhone off the ground there'll be no fixing it
Don't be taking videos of me cause I'm a little bit camera shy now give me that fucking thing
[Verse: Casper Walsh]
Brap brap brap!
Heads gone splats, splats from the fat sacks packed with the pat
07 black Volkswagen Passat
Hitters in the front back strapped with a mask and I'm paranoid
'Bout to make a youngfella paraglide
At the least leave him paralysed
To clarify, Witnesses get get get got got got
[Verse: Eskimo Supreme]
Get flowy with it, get flowy with it
I'm surrounded by geebags that wanna get nosey with it
Fuck the Sunday Independent and their write ups
And tell the poxy Irish Times keep their pipe shut
[Pre-Chorus: Casper Walsh]
Rev it, load it, Catch um, leg it
Burn um, dispose of, clothing, weapons
Young boy soul from body exit
All because he gossiped, desperate
[Chorus: Casper Walsh]
Give it, give it
Give it the fat gangster
Give it the fat gangster laugh
Give it the fat gangster
Give it, give it
Give it the fat gangster
Give it the fat gangster laugh
Give it the fat gangster
[Verse: Casper Walsh]
You're looking at the Prince
Caspian the third I've been living like a king since I uttered out the words eh
Outburst, ya heard it here first, I'm blowing around on quads leaving Garda in the dirt
And ya won't catch me no ya won't catch me no
Laying low blowing big smoke in the El Camino
Dirty little brazzer on me dick she's from Marino
And she's sucking on me dick like it's some lemon Pellegrino look
I'm on the blower it's your aul one calling, what's up?
Said she can't cough up the money on what you've been stalling Alright, but we've a tiny problem
Cause I told her that I'm blowing through your gaf with
Seven men tomorrow...
[Verse: Eskimo Supreme]
Shut down the kip, shaking up the promoter
Milk the cunt dry, take the bag, jump in the motor
20k cap is too small, give us Croker
5 nights in a row means 5 rollovers
I'm understanding why they're bitter
I'm selling out arenas while they're tweeting out on Twitter
More salty than a bag of poxy chips out of the chipper cause
We're Dublin's fucking finest and we get the biggest figures
Have ya ever seen a room with all these staunch cunts? Independent youngfellas get the job done
From the back we shout it, from the back we shout
If you can travel to the states then you're not about it
And even aul ones are fucking with the shit that I'm saying
Aul ones are texting me telling me I'm amazing
Sleeping alI day making maximum rates pal I'm Ireland's
Finest favourite national disgrace
I don't like cling ons bury them quickly
Swiftly, it's my way or the m50
Hit me when I'm 60, still be looking pretty
Even as an OAP I'll be the freshest in the city
Still will be snatching handbags
Stick me in an old folks up to suck the cock off all the grandas
Still will be the don-dada, Even when I'm old I'll give it the fat...
[Chorus: Casper Walsh]
Give it, give it
Give it the fat gangster
Give it the fat gangster laugh
Give it the fat gangster
Give it, give it
Give it the fat gangster
Give it the fat gangster laugh
Give it the fat gangster
[Outro]
(You're nuts bro, you're nuts)
Sure is man, a load of shams from Ringsend, wa?
Fuckin hell, Oh, and Sandymount I forgot to mention that, But here it's fucking crazy... Crazy!
Love it, happy fucking days, Make as much as you can as soon as you can as quick you can
Cause it could be all over in a bleedin'... blink
But I don't think so with yous I think yous are around for a while, Cause your stuff is so fresh, y'know what I mean? It's not the same bleeding shite all the time it's different shite
I don't mean like... it's crap, I mean it's just different shit like y'know? So don't take it personal, I'm not slagging you off here or anything
I'm bigging you up man!