Thought I'd died and gone to Heaven
When I first saw her there
Standin' in a sweat stained Stetson
With her cow at the county fair
I thought I knew how to make a move
But I can't make her mine
I wish I could forget her but there's just somethin' in her smile

'Cause she chews tobacco, rides on her tractor
Drives all the cowboys wild
She's a tall drink of water
A real farmer's daughter
For her love, I'd walk a country mile
But I can't get within spittin' distance
No matter how I beg or plead
My heart's crackin' 'cause she chews tobacco
But she won't choose me

Well her momma said she liked old westerns
So I did my best John Wayne
Said I bet we'd go together like grits on a gravy train
When I leaned in she gave a little grin
And puckered up her lips
And hit right where she was aimin'
Now there's a little brown stain on my boot tips
'Cause she chews tobacco, rides on her tractor
Drives all the cowboys wild
She's a tall drink of water
A real farmer's daughter
For her love, I'd walk a country mile
But I can't get within spittin' distance
No matter how I beg or plead
My heart's crackin' 'cause she chews tobacco
But she won't choose me

I know it's wrong but I can't resist
Thinkin' 'bout the taste of that first kiss

'Cause she chews tobacco, rides on her tractor
Drives all the cowboys wild
She's a tall drink of water
A real farmer's daughter
For her love, I'd walk a country mile
But I can't get within spittin' distance
No matter how I beg or plead
My heart's crackin' 'cause she chews tobacco
But she won't choose me

My heart's crackin'
She chews tobacco