Papa!

[John Lennon]
Now you lads, will you just shout Happy Christmas for us
For this tape, eh?

[Unknown]
Happy Christmas

[John Lennon]
Yeah, go on, one, two, three

[All]
Happy Christmas

[John Lennon]
Thank you, same to you, Ha, ha, Happy Christmas

[Yoko Ono]
Christmas, John, and I see you strolling in
Ascot Garden with your wife, Yoko, but well
Do you have any special thoughts for Christmas?

[John Lennon]
Well, Yoko, it is Christmas and my special thoughts
Of course, turn towards, eating
[Yoko Ono]
Alright so eating, well, what do you like to eat?

[John Lennon]
Well, I'd like some cornflakes
Prepared by Parisian hands
And I'd like it blessed by Hari Krishna Mantra

[George Harrison]
Yes, have a wonderful Christmas
Have a jolly new year
Make sure that Christmas
Comes once a year
Yes, Happy New Year, all the best
This is George Harrison saying Happy Christmas
Happy Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Happy, Happy

[Ringo Starr Singing]
Ooh, good evening to you ladies
Good evening to you gentlemen
Happy to be here,
Good evening to you gentlemen
I fear, I fear, I fear
Good evening to you one and all
I hope you will enjoy
The coming sports day of your life
Is mama's little boy
[Yoko Ono]
So, how do you like the garden here?

[John Lennon]
I think it's simply splendid
I'm overwhelmed by its sanctuary

[Yoko Ono]
So, you don't mind these, high gates and things and the walls

[John Lennon]
Oh, I've always loved the high walls
The Elizabethan high wall is something I've always loved
You see

[Yoko Ono]
Yes

[John Lennon]
Lady

[Paul McCartney Singing]
This is to wish you, a merry, merry Christmas
This is to wish you just a merry, merry year
This say to wish you just a happy, happy new year
This is to wish you a merry, merry, merry, new year
[Paul McCartney]
I'd like to say that I hope everybody listening to this
Has a very happy time at Christmas
And has a good, fortunate, lucky New Year
And a good time to be had by all

[Paul McCartney Singing]
Merry Christmas
Mm, this is to wish you a me-merry, merry Christmas
This is to wish you a ha-ha-happy new year

[John Lennon]
How do you see your place in the, uh
The seventies to come, we've had the swinging sixties
And I was wondering, Mrs. Lennon
How you saw your place in the seventies?

[Yoko Ono]
I think it'll be a quiet, peaceful seventies, hopefully, you know

[John Lennon]
So you think there's gonna be peace, do you?

[Yoko Ono]
Yes, and freedom

[John Lennon]
I see

[Yoko Ono]
Freedom of mind and everything

[John Lennon]
I see
Really nice

[Yoko Ono]
Everybody will just be flying around, you know

[John Lennon]
Ah, everybody will just be flying around, you see
D'you understand that?

[Yoko Ono]
The air's so crisp and all that
And just, there's something about it, very delicate

[John Lennon Singing]
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
On the misty cruel
Good King Wenceslas last look out
On the feast of

[Yoko Ono]
And it's sort of, ah, like a strange magic, you know
Just slowing down, the process of our thinking
Anyway, it's just really beautiful

[John Lennon & Yoko Ono Singing]
Happy Christmas, (Happy Christmas)
Happy Christmas, (Happy Christmas)
Happy Christmas, (Happy Christmas)
Happy New Year

[John Lennon]
Take two

[John Lennon & Yoko Ono Singing]
Happy Christmas
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Christmas, (Happy Christmas)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas, (hah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas (Happy Christmas)

John, Yoko
John, happy Christmas
It's warm and nice and comfy in Ascot
Ac-dc lights

[Yoko Ono]
Let's put the lights on the trees

[John Lennon]
Alright, dear, you pass me the light
And I'll stick it on the tree

[Ringo Starr]
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Magic Christian, Magic Christian
Magic Christian, Magic Christian, Magic Christian
Magic Christian

It's just a plug for the film, Ken, try and keep it on
This is Ringo Starr saying Merry Christmas to everybody
And a very happy new year

[John Lennon & Yoko Ono]
I'd like a big teddy!
I'll get you a big, pink teddy bear
Oh, thank you, mummy
And be a good boy, John
Oh, yes, mummy, I will
As long as you get me a teddy bear
A big, pink teddy bear
And a train set
American train set then
And a man on the moon that goes on the moon and down to the moon
An ice cream moon then
That's right
And lots and lots and lots and lots
And lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and
Lots