[Verse 1]
You were the angel of the Last Chance cafe
And I was just a refugee from the road to Santa Fe
In-between the coffee and your lousy apple pie
I could have sworn you stared at me, I thought I heard you sigh

[Chorus]
Oh, Apple Annie, won't you come out tonight
The moon’s on the highway and you're looking ripe
Well, I'm leaving in the morning, I’ll take you if I can
I'll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man
I'll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man

[Verse 2]
Throw down your apron, I'll roll my dirty sleeves
Clear you off a parking spot, here across my knee
Whisper of the danger, I'll feed you well-done lies
Be my fallen angel, and I'll be your apple pie

[Chorus]
Oh, Apple Annie, won't you come out tonight
The moon's on the highway and you’re looking ripe
Well, I’m leaving in the morning, I'll take you if I can
I’ll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man
I'll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man
Alright, boys!
[Verse 3]
How could you slap me? How could you hit and run?
Was it something that I said, something that I've done?
I don't know why I come back, you’re not the only roadside dive
I wouldn't take the time to stop, if it wasn't for your pie

[Chorus]
Oh, Apple Annie, won't you come out tonight
The moon's on the highway and you're looking ripe
Well, I'm leaving in the morning, I'll take you if I can
I'll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man
I'll treat you like a woman, if you treat me like a man