[Intro]
(I don't wanna sing it)

[Verse 1]
My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky
It's in a dark garage
Been sittin' there for years
She flipped on the light but it wasn't there

[Verse 2]
She called police and gave a thorough description
"If it don't turn up, I'm gonna have a conniption"
Oh the police called back, it was kinda insane
They found it on the freeway off the far right lane

[Verse 3]
I offered to take it off her hands for some money
Well, she [?] take it home honey

[Outro]
My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky

(Fuck it I can't sing this bitch)