[TRUMP, spoken] As you know, I'm meeting with President Putin on Monday. And we will, of course, ask the favorite question about meddling. I will be asking that question again. You know, what am I gonna do? He may deny it, I mean it's one of those things. All I can do is say, did you? And, don't do it again. But, he may deny it. He will You'll be the first to know. I'm very consistent. I'm a very stable genius. So we'll have to figure out what's going on...
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[RANDY] He is the very model of a very stable genius
Of all the U.S. presidents he is the Mussoliniest
He learned a lot of things according to his Wikipedia
And demonstrates his ample intellect on social media

When people are in need he is the best at making fun of them
He knows eleven words although he can't spell even one of them
An overly flamboyant, orange, autocratic scuzzy man
Who's undermining everything Obama did because he can

He's undermining everything Obama did because he can
He's undermining everything Obama did because he can
He's overly flamboyant and an autocratic scuzzy orange man

[TRUMP, spoken] I'm a very stable genius

[RANDY] He's firmly resolute, but how he thinks and feels and talks depends
On any of the crap he may have heard that day on Fox & Friends
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius
He is the very model of a very stable genius

Although his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius
He is the very model of a very stable genius
[TRUMP, spoken] I am doing a great job, that I can tell you

[RANDY] He's very good at pushing all the bullshit that he's peddling
But won't concern himself with matters such as Russian meddling
His campaign manager's in jail on charges that are felony
And no one really cares about him less than his wife Melanie

[RANDY, spoken] Sorry, Mel-AY-nie

[RANDY] He's really great with children when it comes to immigration
He thinks he's making progress with denuclearization
He's only hated from Seattle to the Carolinias
And likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias

He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vaginias
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vag-ga-ginias

[RANDY, spoken] Queen Elizabeth did not see that coming

[RANDY] He's certainly proficient at hijacking an election
At NATO he is not afraid of not taking direction
Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias
He is the very model of a very stable genius?

Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias
He is the very model of a very stable genius
[TRUMP, spoken] I would say the highest level of special

[RANDY] He's always been a pro at things like violating protocols
And reproducing other egotistical neanderthals
To all our greatest allies he decides to say, "Get outta here"
While doing all he can to satisfy his daddy Vladimir

There's no one more accomplished in the art of the distraction
Of anything that's factual he orders a retraction
When greeting foreign leaders he prefers the pomp and circumstance
Then vomits verbal diarrhea to satisfy his sycophants

There never was a military draft he couldn't dodge and he is
Excellent at advocating racists and misogyny
He likes to make up stories with convenient exclusion
Of topics that he finds make him feel threatened like collusion

He expertly persuades his base that Mueller's hunting for a witch
Instead of their own president who's obviously Putin's bitch
He calls reporters fake and says the democrats are sour grapes
Then lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes

He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian pee-pee tapes
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian creepy pee-pee tapes
Oh never has there been a stable genius as smart as he
And if you don't believe me you can just ask Sarah Huckabee
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius
He is the very model of a very stable genius

Although his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius
He is the very model of a very stable...

[TRUMP, spoken] I'm a very stable genius

[RANDY, spoken] Whatever, girl