[Verse 1]
This was always the last place I expected to be
Once upon an apocalypse, so better make the most of it
So I said to the horsemen, "Have a Coke and a smile"
So I said to the horsemen, "Why not stick around for a while?"

[Verse 2]
But they said you got the wrong one, baby
The new generation's pushing up some daisies
And by decree of Rapture I-N-C
We're closing this here market permanently

[Chorus 1]
Coming down like a ton of lead
More bang for your buck, more pangs for the dead
Coca-Cola and Armageddon
I like it, like it, yes I do

[Verse 3]
So they
Tried to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
But it was way off-key, so here comes big RC
The melting pot boils, the Bible Belt breaks
And young America begins to sing

[Chorus 2]
Coca-Cola and Armageddon
We like it, like it, yes we do
Coca-Cola and Armageddon
It's the real thing now, come and get it
[Verse 4]
So they
Tried to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
But it was way off-key, so here comes big RC
The melting pot boils, the Bible Belt breaks
And young America begins to sing