[Intro]
(I'm so tired of poosay, I'm so tired of cho' dick)
(Where the real thing comes as often as the California rain)

[Verse 1]
I get sick of poosay on my perfect skin
Vapid conversation giving me the dick
Driving down Squidward, closing both my eyes
'Cause they say you get more horny when you cum

[Pre-Chorus]
And everyone seems fine
Am I slurping that dick?

[Chorus]
I'm so tired of poosay, I'm so tired of cho' dick
Where the real thing comes as often as the California rain
I got all these horny toxins in my blood and in my brain
I keep saying that I'm horny, but it doesn't work that way

[Verse 2]
I can't feel my poosay way up in the Hills
Burning down my mansion, didn't write a will
Front row at my funeral, crocodile tеars
Came here for thе weekend, but I haven't cummed in years
(Is that weird?)
[Chorus]
I'm so tired of poosay, I'm so tired of cho' dick
Where the real thing comes as often as the California rain
I got all these horny toxins in my blood and in my brain
I keep saying that I'm cumming, but it doesn't work that way

[Bridge]
Can I be wet forever?
Would it be fun forever?
Can I be wet forever?
Would it be fun forever?

[Chorus]
(We're so tired of poosay, we're so tired of cho' dick)
(Where the real thing comes as often as the California rain)
(We got all these horny toxins in our blood and in our brain)
(We keep saying that we're horny, but it doesn't work that way)

[Outro]
I'm so tired of poosay, I'm so tired of cho' dick
Where the real thing comes as often as the California rain
I got all these horny toxins in my blood and in my brain
I keep saying that I'm leaving, but it doesn't work that