Eat yourself out of house and home
Go home, there's nothing there because
You ate yourself out of house and home
Throw up, you do it again

Make a meal of nothing at all
Why?
If it makes you feel better
The only thing in your life you own
You know why?
If it makes you feel better

Fucking you is a total stranger
Why?
A total stranger
Dicking you, he's a total stranger
Somehow, its to make you feel better

Cut yourself up and down your arms - both arms
And it makes you feel better
I don't know, why it makes you feel bet-
I don't know, I think it's alright

It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel better, and
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[instrumental break]

It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel better
It's alright
If it makes you feel...

Please, we demand total silence

That, that bit abou- Hello! Hey... UH!

That bit about demanding total silence, that's what we Americans call a "joke." Sometimes we say things we don't mean, because they're funny. We call this "comedy."

Right now, as we speak, there is a world cup three-cushion billiard tournament in Tokyo. You guys are all blowing it by not being there

This song is dedicated to Junichi Komori, many time champion of Japan in three-cushion billiards