Name is mc I'm a number one rapper
I still buy toys and read comics on the crapper
Still playin' stand-up root beer tapper
I'm mackin' mad ho's and you're still fuckin' fat girls
I'm on the spit zip your lip like a gimp
Like a redwood tree more rings than a pimp
Name is mc chris dismissed as the wimp
I insist I'm the shit with a sith triple flip
Got cream in the whip, got ho's on my dick
Got a Glock automatic in case some badass wants to trip
I titty rip chicks while you go get a grip
I glow on a bitch while your bro takes a fist
My flow makes me rich well rich to me
IRS takes half math makes me weep
Can't accept defeat, couldn't capitalize
But I even let a little 'cause I'm rappin' tonight, what!

What do I got that nobody gots
Who is the one everybody wants
Real rappers get capped fake rappers get lost
Mc chris lowercase no dots
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Name is mc I'm stupid dope fresh
I'm a young man, but I didn't go west
Don't need a sun tan got lily white flesh
Write really big checks for my illy mic checks
But yo I'm just here to have some fun
If you don't know better ask someone
I went ill in the hills with a gatling gun
My pitch'll choke a bitch Marlee Matlin's stunned
Cause I'm a dog whistle wigger with my finger on the trigger
Ho's who I'm havin cause I'm sold seven figures
And my rolls gettin bigger I got money disease
And I heard the vaccine is smokin' mad trees
Back off these nuts and let a man breathe
I do what i like i like to be me
Rip on the mic a rhyme guaranteed
I like hip hop it makes me feel free
What do I got that nobody gots
Who is the one everybody wants
Real rappers get capped fake rappers get lost
Mc chris lowercase no dots
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