I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee (what was it?)
When a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated high school so much
Why was nothing ever changed? (for real)
So I called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot
It was a private institution in the name of punk rock
We got some government funding
And our own private road
And 666 for our radio snow code

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy
(For real)

Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running mountain
We fired the guy from bad religion cause he sold punk rock out
And we'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy and no one made fun of me
Yeah! This is the solo! Oh oh, oh oh! Shake what your mama gave you! What, what? Shake what your mama gave you! (I will not)
The punk rock academy
Where all the students
They're diagnosed with ADD
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go

We will import a token jock, and then we'll kick his token ass!
And there will never ever be a physical education class!
Think about it and you'll agree
It's the bizzity bizzity bomb!
And maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy
I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended the punk rock academy and no one made fun of me