Chorus:
Where the ghosts at? Where the ghosts at?
Nuke accelerator straight up in my Pro Pack
Stand back when we attack if your infested with pests
Our special effects some of the best leave your address a horrible mess

Name's Peter as in repeater for partial phantasm
Petri dish bitch, collect ectoplasm
Point of view on the paranormal was mostly mixed
I'm on a ghostin' kick, I like toastin' chicks
Called a hustler and a hoax it's hard to circumvent
When you're born to a ticket taker in a circus tent
Spent my summers as a barker, now my day job is darker
Now my jam's sticky hands you can call me Peter Parker
Try the ghosts with the most in chosen odd housing
We got the Bacharach puffer 3000
Tease freaks in a breeze with a few piano keys
PKE for a fee but if you're sweet it's on me
I could buy myself through college, perplex the private sectors
A cornered co-eds a cutie so it's my duty to protect her
I prefer "A Magical Path to Fortune and Power"
I'm a regular Roy Rogers with a regular hours
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, nice shooting Tex, the flowers are still standing"

Chorus:
Where the ghosts at, where the ghosts at?
Nuke accelerator straight up in my Pro Pack
Stand back when we attack
If your infested with pests
Our special effects some of the best
Leave your address a horrible mess
I'm lethal with the ladies, unless they're growling hounds of Hades
We're the eliminators that predominated the eighties
Our mode of transportation's Cadillac it's pretty fast
It's my speed if you're free, now hand over the petty cash
If you're nimble little minx or a prehistoric bitch
I will wave my wand until you've gone back to the abyss
I prefer musicians with a tolerant tone
Like a little spoon position, there's no hair in my throat
I don't like marriage but if your carriage is threatened
You hear the echo of my ecto in a second just beckoned
No trick questions, I'll respect you as an artist and a dressor
Still got that shiny dress when you were the vessel of a possessor?
My paranormal pursuits can leave my suit sullied
I'll G you junk food unless the dude's Louis Tully
Competition is dismissed but they run off and flee
I get the girl in the end don't pretend I'm not Pete

Chorus:
Where the ghosts at, where the ghosts at?
Nuke accelerator straight up in my Pro Pack
Stand back when we attack
If your infested with pests
Our special effects some of the best
Leave your address a horrible mess

The EPA is lame it's an awful institution
Go get your court order, I'll sue you for wrongful prosecution
Our contributions hard to believe but we're the people they pick
Change your point of view, yes it's true this man has no dick
Chorus:
Where the ghosts at, where the ghosts at?
Nuke accelerator straight up in my Pro Pack
Stand back when we attack
If your infested with pests
Our special effects some of the best
Leave your address a horrible mess

Where the ghosts at, where the ghosts at?
Where the ghosts at, where the ghosts at?