MC Chris
Halloween
I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties
Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween
To tell you the truth i love baby ruth
But what it does to my tooth is very uncouth
I love razzle and spree but i don't want gum disease
I love rootbeer barrels but im scared of losing my teeth
I brush twice a day and im flossin for real
Sometimes i need a snack that don't come in a peel
I need something sweet i feel defeated and weak
Gotta have my fix or homeboy's gonna freak
My bubble's gonna break if i don't get some bubble tape
Pouch of big league chew will do popeye's spinach would be great
Sour cherries very awesome sour patch is good in batches
Sweedish fish my favorite dish it satiates the masses
Lemonheads make me pucker red hots make me snots
I'd like some mike and ikes now and later if you gots
You know i got the motts but i hope there's no penance
Afraid i've done some damage now i'm off to the dentist
I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties
Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween
Bad news what i'm totally busted
My molars are appauling i've got neglected bicuspids
My mom and dad are mad at me i gotta couple cavities
Stuck with celery sticks i've been tricked it's a tragedy
Apples and oranges which can be delicious
Banana and berries which i've heard are nutricious
My kingdom for a bottle cap this crap is malicious
Fall to pieces just like reeses cuz these sweets are suspicious
Candy tastes good but it's not good for u
Ur parents aren't mad they truly adore you
We all eat sweets we know that they're awesome
Ur smile should shine like my signal in gotham
Before i hoover candy i will halt with hesitation
Everything in moderation even moderation
My chompin congregation needs brushin on occasion
Sweets cannot be beat but even teeth need a vacation
I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties
Mom and dad said no sugar till halloween