[Intro: Announcer]
EPIC RIP BATTLES OF QUALITY!
TIMMYTURNERSGRANDDAD!
VERSUS!
VVVVVAVVVVVVR!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: VvvvvaVvvvvvr]
Ew, Who are you?
Oh right, SiIvaGunner 2
Also Mysikt 2
And basically every other channel 2
Your whole channel's ripping things
And I don't mean the music
Why have a fansub form when no one's ever gonna use it?
I can tell because you only upload once or twice a day
Why not stick to what you're good at?
Main Theme - Take a Break
I mean, I liked your neighbor back in 2022
'Cause after he took over there was no lore
Fuck you!

[Verse 2: TTGD]
Sorry
Your verse has been rejected
Becausе it was an offbeat and offkey mess likе I expected
If you can't tune that piano then just shut your midi mouth
And if you don't like my breaks?
At least I can leave my house!
You spend all your days sheltered in your little mashup cave
You need to go outside and hear some things that never change
I wish I had a fairy that could send you away
But I'll still strike you harder than that battle with Ray
[Verse 3: VvvvvaVvvvvvr]
Don't talk about copyright
Your bushi is thorny
Or don't talk at all since even your raps are fucking boring
You need better disses
Maybe Gadget should take over?
Then we'll have more active members than your stupid discord server
I would diss your idol rips but no one cares about that
Hey! Nice hat, dork! you look like a GRAND DAD!
Your released your first rip on October 1st, 2016
Something came in the mail today.. DEEZ NUTS GOTEEM

[Verse 4: TTGD]
I got myself a milli while your Jevil turned up shy
Quality trumps quantity and our channels prove why
My rips are slow and steady so I know I'll win this race
You throw shit at the wall just to see what SiIva takes
Half your so-called memes get used by like two people
But that's not as embarassing as having beef with Nico
To end this off like my rips someone deserves credit
Thank my thumbnail team for this Vavr loss edit!

[Outro: Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU- YOU- YOU- YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RIP BATTLES OF QUALITY!