What on earth am I meant to do, coz I climb in bed and it's half past two?
And you're fast asleep and I want to boff, but you don't wake up so I crack one oo-oo-off
Uh-uh and I'm wanking by your side, Uh, uh-uh and it shoots out from inside

It's in your eyes
I can tell by your screaming that you're not impressed by all this
What a surprise
You were lying there dreaming then woke up all splattered with jizz
It's in your eyes!