Hello, thank you for listening
My name is Adam Kay
And my name is Suman Biswas
This album is sponsored by Smaxo Glith Kline
Who've asked us to say a few words about a new drug:
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

The BNF has 20 thousand different drugs to take
So we thought what could produce to give you all a break
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the arse!
It's paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived
But that's OK 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied
It's first choice for MI, MS and even for ME
And COPD, HIV, PE and DVT

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are some minor side effects, and some are not that rare
Like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair
And heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts
But it's fucking cheap and hey, this is the NHS

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson
And brings it in to all that pharmacology revising
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricin
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!