So Long Mum
I'm off to drop the bomb
So don't wait up for me

But while you swelter
Down there in a shelter
You can see me-
On your TV

Coz' Every single station
Will show the devastation
And they like participation
So do send in a text
To cast a vote
For the enemy city
You'd like to drop a bomb on next

Little Johnny Jones was an RAF Pilot
No shrinking violet was he
He was mighty proud
When World War Three was declared
he wasn't scared-
No Siree!
And this is what he said on his way to Armageddon:

So long mum
I'm off to drop the bomb
So don't wait up for me
And though I may roam
I'll come back to my home
Though it may be
A pile of debris
But this is what the price is
If we want to topple ISIS
And your mobile devices
Will let you watch it live
I'll look for you
When the war is over
This afternoon at half past five