[Verse 1]
The intercom and the dogs barking at somebody in the hall
I'm scared that I'm incapable of feeling
And the coffee's in the microwave but we're out of milk and cream
So I cry now that my pity has a reason

[Chorus]
You don't ask a fish to climb a tree
Why are you asking so goddamn much of me?
The faster that it gets, the more I resent every year
My biggest dreams and fears don't mix
Does anybody else hate being 26?
The older that I get, the less fun that I'm having here

[Verse 2]
The countеr always has flowers we picked up from Rigor Hill
Picturе makes perfect people, now don't it?
'Cause I thought that if I have my shit together
All of my shit would feel together
But fixin' myself just made me more broken

[Chorus]
You don't ask a fish to climb a tree
Why are you asking so goddamn much of me?
The faster that it gets, the more I resent every year
My biggest dreams and fears don't mix
Does anybody else hate being 26?
The older that I get, the less fun that I'm having here
[Outro]
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