[Verse 1]
He was a hard-headed man, he was brutally handsome, y'all
And she was terminally pretty
She held him up and he held her for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold city
He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude
They said he was ruthless, they said he was crude
They had one thing in common, they were good in bed
She'd say, "Faster, faster, the lights are turnin' red"

[Chorus]
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind
Life in the fast lane, huh

[Verse 2]
Eager for action, hot for the game
The coming attraction, the drop of a name
They knew all the right people, they took all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavenly bills
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
She pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the race
Out every evening, until it was light
He was too tired to make it, she was too tired to fight about it

[Chorus]
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind
Life in the fast lane, huh
Life in the fast lane, everything all the time
Life in the fast lane, uh-huh
[Verse 3]
Blowin' and burnin', blinded by thirst
They didn't see the stop sign, took a turn for the worst
She said, "Listen, baby, you can hear the engine's ring"
"We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a goddamn thing"
He said, "Call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash"
"The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay in cash"
They went rushin' down that freeway, messed around, and got lost
They didn't know, they were just dyin' to get off and it was

[Chorus]
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind
Life in the fast lane, uh-huh
Life in the fast lane, everything all the time
Life in the fast lane, uh-huh

[Outro]
Life in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane

[Spoken]
Thank you, thank you very much
Quite a thrill for us veterans tonight, uh, to be up here playing together again. I want to thank all of you guys, it's nice to be back playing with you guys. It's a lot of fun

And we hope y'all had a good time, uh, thanks for helping us get through this first one. It's all downhill from here
And, we'll leave you with a nice memory here