[Sister Imperator]
(sighs)

[Papa Nil]
Yello?

[Sister Imperator]
Are you watching the Omen 2 on the Horror Network?

[Papa Nil]
haha Yes, Sister. 666 days of Satan, I wouldn't miss a day.

[Sister Imperator]
Well, you don't need two eyes to love this movie, it's just as good with one!

[Papa Nil]
I know, I love all of them too. I mean one, two and three are very good but then suddenly, Christ. He smites our Lord at the end of three and that's it. What a shitty ending.

[Sister Imperator]
And then there's number four, which feels like an excuse to bring in a new director and to try to get the ending right. After fifteen years!

[Papa Nil]
Well, whenever you have a new creative team, when you start episode four you have to do a lot of rebuilding.

You... have always had excellent critiquing of films, Sister.
[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]
(giggles) Papa...

[Papa Nil]
Hmm?

[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]
Tell me, are you alone?

[Papa Nil]
Mmhhmm...

[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]
And what're you wearing?

[Papa Nil]
Well, my papal robe, of course.

[Sister Imperator]
(Scoff) I'm just trying to... Well. Forget it. We'll talk tomorrow. Bye.

(phone rings)

[Sister Imperator]
Are you on the toilet?
[The Old One]
What? No, Sister. It's the Old One Himself.

[Sister Imperator]
Oh, then umm... Then you're not on the toilet, right?

[The Old One]
No! I heard you were in the hospital and I wanted to see if there was anything I can do for you.

[Sister Imperator]
I see. Well, there is. Can you announce the European stadium tour?

[The Old One]
Yes, Sister. It would be my pleasure! (cackles evilly)

("Miasma" plays in the background)