*"Pro Memoria" starts playing in the background*

[Cardinal Copia]
*Turns off boombox*
Hello, Papa. You're looking well.

[Papa Nil]
Oh, Sister... May I have a word with you?

[Sister Imperator]
Certainly.

[Papa Nil]
You cannot be serious.

[Sister Imperator]
As a heart attack.

[Papa Nil]
But, Sister, he is not part of the bloodline.

[Sister Imperator]
With all due respect, you are all out of progeny.

[Papa Nil]
The bloodline has not been broken for nigh a millenium. My father was Papa, his father, his father's father, his father's father's father, his father's father's father's father's father... His father...
[Sister Imperator]
The Cardinal is our next senior most member. He's been your right-hand man.

[Papa Nil]
But Sister...

[Sister Imperator]
Need I remind you, he holds the esteemed honor of second most employee of the month awards.

[Papa Nil]
Very well, it is done.

[Cardinal Copia]
Everything uh... Okay there, your dark excellencies?

[Papa Nil]
Cardinal, come forward.

*"Life Eternal" plays on background*

Dies Irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla
Teste Satan cum sybilla
Quantus tremor est futurus
Quando Judex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus
[Sister Imperator]
Welcome aboard! Now, go up to level two, and be fitted for your new suits.

[Cardinal Copia]
Yes. Yes, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
*Most awkward attempted fist bump in history*
Ah.

*"Pro Memoria" starts playing in the background*

[Sister Imperator]
Come, Papa, we must give your sons the news. They have a new mission now.

[Papa Nil]
Where are they?