Molière
The Imaginary Invalid (Act 1 Scene 8)
SCENE VIII.——ARGAN, BÉLINE.


BEL.
Now, now; what is it again?

ARG.
(throwing himself in his chair). Ah! I can hold out no longer.

BEL.
But why do you fly into such a passion? she thought she was doing right.

ARG.
You don't know, darling, the wickedness of that villainous baggage. She has altogether upset me, and I shall want more than eight different mixtures and twelve injections to remedy the evil.

BEL.
Come, come, my dearie, compose yourself a little.

ARG.
Lovey, you are my only consolation.

BEL.
Poor little pet!

ARG.
To repay you for all the love you have for me, my darling, I will, as I told you, make my will.
BEL.
Ah, my soul! do not let us speak of that, I beseech you. I cannot bear to think of it, and the very word "will" makes me die of grief.

ARG.
I had asked you to speak to our notary about it.

BEL.
There he is, close at hand; I have brought him with me.

ARG.
Make him come in then, my life!

BEL.
Alas! my darling, when a woman loves her husband so much, she finds it almost impossible to think of these things.