[FURY]
Hey, yah, yah
Here's a notebook for you, Steve
You’ll want to make a list
'Cause I'm gonna tell you
Everything you missed
(spoken)
You ready?
Let's do this

[FURY]
I Love Lucy was a TV show that everybody knows
Though personally its humor was a little on the nose

[STARKETTES]
(sung to the tune of I Love Lucy theme song)
Bah-dah-dah dah-dah dah-dah-dah

[ROGERS, spoken]
Uh, what was that?

[FURY]
That was a non-sequitur, Lucy's opening tune
And also you should probably know we landed on the moon

[STARKETTES]
Also you should really know we landed on the moon
[ROGERS, spoken]
See, I would have started with that

[FURY]
Well then I guess that I'll persist
And that is just a bit of what you missеd
(spoken)
Hmm, let's see herе, hmm, no not that
Oh, yes, ah!

[FURY]
A wall in Berlin, Germany went up and then came down
Steve Jobs invented Apple, now emojis smile and frown

[ROGERS, spoken]
Emo–what?

[FURY]
Oh! Thai food's so delicious and for Star Wars we are glad
And just in case you didn't know Darth Vader is Luke's dad

["The Imperial March [Darth Vader's Theme]" play]

[ROGERS, spoken]
Uh, spoiler alert
[FURY]
Oh yes, it was quite the twist
Ladies, can I get me an assist?
Before I ruin everything you missed

[STARKETTES]
Oo, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed
Woah-oh

[FURY]
What you missed

[STARKETTES]
Oh, What you missed, what you missed, what you missed
Woah-oh

[FURY]
Woah
Nirvana is a band I know that plays so many tunes

[ROGERS, spoken]
Stop, stop! I appreciate all that, but can you tell me why I'm here?

[FURY, spoken]
Easy. There's an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people to accomplish a task, to be something greater
[ROGERS, spoken]
What people? What task?

[FURY]
I’m so glad you asked!

[AVENGERS enter, Avengers theme plays]

[FURY]
They really are remarkable
Although they're all dispersed
We'll call them "The Avengers"
Of which you are the first

[ROGERS, spoken]
The Avengers? I like it

[FURY]
Captain Marvel who's off planet
Not exactly how I planned it
Iron Man is now online
And I'm sure you'll get along fine
Our Hulk is quite explosive
If not a touch impulsive
Thor's speech is kind of odd
Did I mention he's a god?
Widow's nimble like a cat
I'm sure that you can call her that
Ant-Man's small but gives him hell
And Hawkeye, yah he's here as well
(spoken)
Oh, and also

[ROGERS, spoken]
Wait, there's more?

[FURY, spoken]
Well, they're not here but

[FURY]
There's a panther in Wakanda
A Sokovian named Wanda
A star who is a planet's son
An AI ran his own dot run
A pilot now a glider
And a teen bit by a spider
A lawyer who can't really see
A raccoon and a talking tree
A pair of sisters, blue and green
A Winter Soldier, War Machine
A Doctor on an astral plane
He used to work on people's brains
I know that this all sounds insane
But you're in charge so please retain

[FURY & STARKETTES]
These heroes that you have to train

[ROGERS, spoken]
Okay, okay, I think I've got the gist

[FURY]
So I'm afraid I must insist
It's useless to resist
It's time to re-enlist
'Cause there's an evil in our midst
And now you know exactly what you missed

[STARKETTES]
Oo, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed

[FURY]
Yah, what you missed

[STARKETTES]
Woah-oh, what you missed, what you missed, what you missed

[FURY]
Oh, oh, oh
What you missed

[STARKETTES]
Woah-oh
What you missed, what you missed, what you missed

[FURY]
Now you know exactly what you missed

[STARKETTES]
Oh