[Verse 1]
Mister officer
I'm in a mess
How we got to this
Is anyone's guess
Mister police man
I'm in pain
Been goin' over it in my mind
Again and again
I have all money to burn
Somewhere along the line, I took a wrong turn

[Chorus]
Someone help, somebody please
Nobody move, everybody freeze
Somethin' be missin', I'm losin' the plot
Somebody stop the thief that stole my heart, oh
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole my heart, oh
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole

[Verse 2]
Your honor
I'm an innocent man
Judge and the jury
Please understand
I heard everything
Talk of the town
When I misstepped
It was a long way down
[Chorus]
Someone help me, somebody please
Nobody move, everybody freeze
Somethin' be missin', I'm losin' the plot
Somebody stop the thief that stole my heart, oh
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole my heart, oh
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole my

[Bridge]
Didn't do nothing
Nothing at all
Bigger they come
Harder they fall
Don't ask questions
Don't tell no lies
I need a witness
To testify

[Chorus]
Someone help me, somebody please
Nobody move, everybody freeze
Something be missin', I'm losin' the plot
Somebody stop the thief that stole my
Someone help me, somebody please
Nobody move, everybody freeze
Something be missin', I'm losin' the plot
Somebody stop the thief that stole my heart, oh (oh-oh-oh)
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole my heart, oh (oh-oh-oh)
The thief, the thief, the thief that stole my heart