[Verse 1]
I ate my breakfast
And watched a TV show
Drank a pot of coffee
Got in my car and went off down the road

[Interlude 1]
I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties that I've strung along
I cut all the ties

[Chorus 1]
Every Dunkin' Donuts corner I'm makin' lefts
After every McDonalds I'm gonna turn right
And I ain't stopping 'till California
And everything's gonna be just the way that I like things to be

[Verse 3]
I bought me a shotgun
On my way through Ohio
Rolled on to the next town
Stopped the car and rolled down the windows

[Interlude 2]
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every fucking thing
[Chorus 2]
Pull me down wife beater cop and with nothing said
I unzipped myself and I let him give me head
And as I left him there bleeding out on the car floor
He mumbled " I've never felt this way about another man before."

[Interlude 3]
I used to jerk off just to fucking people
Now i jerk off to people jerking off to me

[Outro]
Oh I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
Oh I'm a change machine
Ohio I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine
Oh I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
Change
Oh I'm a change machine
Better fucking listen to me
Oh I'm a change machine
Ohio I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine
Better fuckin' listen to me