[Verse 1]
Hey, that was great, we should do this again soon
Hey, by the way, weren't those your keys in your pants on the floor in the other room?
Sun is coming through the curtains, think I heard a bird chirpin'
Won't you sleep better at your place?
Ain't no turning down the service, you'll be happy, you deserve this
I hope you enjoyed your stay
But you can't stay (Ah)

[Chorus]
A five star review is expected (Ah)
I check every box on your checklist (Ah)
These thousand-count sheets ain't for resting
Excuse my directness
This is a bed no breakfast, mm

[Verse 2]
I'm all out of eggs and I'm all out of coffee
Don't mean the next week, don't want you to call me
I know my bedroom feels something like Heaven
I know you're tired, I know you're tempted
Sun is coming through the curtains, heard another bird chirpin' (Hmm)
Won't you sleep better at your place? (Won't you sleep better at your place?)
Tell me why you're still flirting
Guess my hints ain't working
Don't know how else I can say
You can't stay (Ah)
[Chorus]
A five star review is expected (Ah)
I check every box on your checklist (Ah)
These thousand-count sheets ain't for resting
Excuse my directness
This is a bed, no breakfast, mm
This is a bed, no breakfast, mm

[Outro]
Hey, that was great, we should do this again soon