MC Paul Barman
The Night My Girlfriend Left Me
Catch you on the flipside
I'm slip slidin' away
The relationship died
Of natural causes
The stature of pauses rose from nose bleed and can't be patched up with gauzes
I was good to you for the most part
You joined the coast guard
Send me a postcard
You broke it off like a Toblerone
With an overgrown child with no home but a mobile phone
Opposites attract, composites detract
When two become one, someone got subtract... shh!
(sobbing)
Don't go, don't go
If you need alone time oh
No, no
I know you still love me
(more sobbing)