Roddy
Ice cold Rita
Never did I meet a girl who's half so cruel
I offered her a jewel
But she left me stuck
Stranded on a duck
What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy
That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

Slugs
Poor poor Roddy, flushed down his own potty
Rita can't you find it in your heart
To help him

Roddy
How mean could one rat be
Ice cold Rita
Won't you be sweeter to me