[Intro]
(Applause)
Ladies and gentlemen, Richard Pryor.

[Opening]
(Screaming and cheers)
No, motherfucker. What's the matter with my leg? My dick hard!
(Applause)
Sound like a white boy asked that question, huh?

"What’s wrong with your leg? Golly!"

"I'll tell ya. You know what, this country is a goddamn good place to live. Fuckin'-A, better believe it, buddy. America is my home. I don’t give a fuck, you love it or leave it, goddamnit. Our fuckin' forefathers, we come over to this fuckin' place, I'll tell you what; there wasn't shit here! Goddamn bunch of Indians hootin' and hollerin', makin' fuckin’ noise all over. Buffalo shit layin’ around! Cleaned this goddamn place up, made it what it is today. You better fuckin'-A believe it!"

(Breaks character) Hillbillies fuck good now. Now, come on. Let’s fess up. Hillbillies they make noise when they fuck like, "Hotdamn! Here it come! Hang on! Yeee-haw! Yeeee-he-haw!"