Richard Pryor
Shortage Of White People
Good God. Oh, a lot of n***as here today! Some white folks, too! Look at this! You mothafuckas come in a bunch, did ya?

(Laughter)

"Stick with me, don't worry about a thing. Just come on."

(Laughter)

Shortage of white people lately; I ain't seen no white folks no more. Y'all stop fuckin'?

(Laughter)

White folks into yoga. You can't get no nut doin' no yoga. You got to get the puss-ay!

(Laughter)

They stopped fuckin' 'cause some rich white man told them, said, "What, come on. Cut the crap. Jesus Christ, there's too many people on Earth. I have no place to ride my horsie!"

There will be no shortage of n***as. N***as is fuckin'. We got to have somebody here to take over!