Richard Pryor
Black Man/White Woman
Don't ever marry a white woman in California
A lot of you sisters probably, "Don't marry a white woman anyway, n***a! Shit, why should you be happy?"
Sisters look at you, though, like you killed your mama when you out with a white woman, don't they?
You can't laugh that shit off either
You be, "Ha...she's not with me"
My wife went to court, man, she looked like she was 12 years old
I said, "Who is that bitch?"
"And your honor, everything happened..."
Judge started crying, haha, "N***a, we want everything
Do you have any dreams? We want them too"