[Verse 1]
At a house party, watching everybody make out
Fantasizing 'bout somebody else in my mouth
Going back to your disappointing ass on my couch
Get out of my house

[Pre-Chorus]
(Wish I, wish I, wish I) Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
Wishing you were someone else
Baby, this ain't really going all that well
(All that well, all that well) All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
Wishing you were someone else
Baby, this ain't really going all that well
All that, All that well

[Chorus]
When I picture us closer, I don't want to go there
We planted a garden that's run out of clovers
What I feel when I hold you's at best mediocre
We're already over, I just haven't told you

[Verse 2]
Bolt cutters to the chain on my ankle
Zen garden, my king bed's tranquil
Both sides mine now, I'm so thankful
I'ma save so much money when I'm single
Save the whole house, open every window
Dead to me, but nobody's holding vigil
Won't cry for you, not even a little
I'ma save so much money when I'm single
[Chorus]
When I picture us closer, I don't want to go there
We planted a garden that's run out of clovers
What I feel when I hold you's at best mediocre
We're already over, I just haven't told you

[Pre-Chorus]
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
Wishing you were someone else
Baby, this ain't really going all that well
All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
Wishing you were someone else
Baby, this ain't really going all that well
All that well

[Chorus]
When I picture us closer, I don't want to go there
We planted a garden that's run out of clovers
What I feel when I hold you's at best mediocre
We're already over, I just haven't told you

[Outro]
All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself
All that well
Wish I was alone so I could touch myself