[Verse 1]
Ha-ha-ha, it's hilarious, I'm depressed
Ha-ha-ha, I just went to breakfast with my ex
Ha-ha-ha, I'll give him .01% of the stock
So he's reminded of me with every check
I'm so wrong (Ah!), but I'm not even wrong, right? (Ah!)
But I'm not even wrong, right?

[Hook]
Told my mama I'm okay
When she called me yesterday
Probably made a million dollars, never put a cent away
I want sex but I'm not safe
Razor blades in birthday cake
Ask me how I'm doing, oh, you know I'm doing fucking great

[Chorus]
I'm masochistic, awesome super sick chick
Why am I so dick sick?
Bop it, pull it, bop it, pull it
Bop it, pull it, twist it
If I let you hit this
Toy with it like Christmas
Bop it, pull it, bop it, pull it

[Verse 2]
Ha-ha-ha, it's amusing, I'm alone
Ha-ha-ha, my head is fusing with my phone
Ha-ha-ha, the only one who suits me is my clone
My body is a temple, only I can make me own
[Hook]
Told my mama I'm okay
When she called me yesterday
Probably made a million dollars, never put a cent away
I want sex but I'm not safe
Razor blades in birthday cake
Ask me how I'm doing, oh, you know I'm doing fucking great