Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Presenting to you the Bay Area's very own
The dynamic, the soulful DJ Shadow and the Groove Riders
Are you ready for the...

Rap music
[?] fascination, guns, drugs, violence, sex
Is that all rap is about?

The [?] on Funky City
Wait a minute, out of the darkness
A tall figure appears
Who is he?

Tell him who the fuck I am
The one, the only DJ Shadow

Tell him who the fuck I am
[?] best motherfucker in town

Tell him who the fuck I am
Introducing the genius DJ Shadow

Tell him who the fuck
Tell him
They make such insignificant changes
That it is still [?] as far as I am concerned
And they have violated our [?]

What the kids call sampling